Well it's sort of true, here is the story.
I had got all 'dolled up' to go to a show in my nearest City, I went on a coach and met my daughter at the theatre. Everything went well, we both went back to the bus station, waiting for different buses, hers came along first and after assuring her I would be fine, she got on and went home. It would be just after midnight, and the city is a scary place to be.
Well my bus, the last one, didn't turn up - panic ensued. I was in a dark dismal bus station, (no mobile phones then) and didn't know where to go and what to do. So I ended up visiting every all night seedy cafe I could find, just to get off the streets and into the light with a warm drink. How I survived without being mugged (or worse) I will never know !
I went to the local police station, explained my plight, but the WPC didn't believe me (don't know why not). I asked her if I could just sit in the waiting area until first light until the first bus was due, but she refused, and I had to continue walking the streets until dawn. I have never been so scared in my life. These days I think I would have sued that WPC - but it was a long time ago, and that sort of thing wasn't done then.
So you see peeps, I once was a streetwalker - true !
take care ...............